Hey there,

Last spring fling at the Rabbit Hall in Smichov, visiting the lovely Klaudie. Initially planned to hit up Princesses that day, but the masseuse didn’t show, so I ended up here—and wasn’t disappointed. Quick booking, right on time. Lately, it seems like these logistical things are well-handled everywhere.

The branch is near Andal, just a 5-minute walk from the tram stop.

I was greeted by a real stunner, both in looks and personality (of course, that’s subjective)—a true full package. Over the past 3-4 years of massage experiences with various masseuses from different salons, I’ve often had some complaints (even if minor). Some previous masseuses had sexy bodies but less attractive faces, or vice versa, or sometimes too saggy, or too dominant.

Klaudie scores high across the board. Some might find her a bit distant or cold, but I actually like that. Physically, she’s top-notch, with enhanced assets like something out of a porno (round, firm), and her body isn’t too skinny or too thick (I’m pretty picky about this). This is truly optimal; if you found someone like her as a life partner, you’d be a winner. The only thing that slightly bothered me were the tattoos.

The photos are 100% accurate.

Regarding the massage, it was a classic B2B, with a shared shower before and after, just washing up nicely and getting in tune with each other.

The most interesting sporty element was the butt massage, where she leaned her whole body against my back. That was quite pleasant. This time, I took a bit more control of the massage, unlike before when I just went with the flow. I felt it could lead to a good response. We cuddled, caressed, and massaged each other; it was more like erotic snuggling and surrendering than a one-sided massage.

I quite enjoyed it. It’s probably not possible with everyone, but in future massages, I plan to engage more in the process (not just touching, but varying the whole experience), as it might help the masseuse relax, add something new, and create a more connected atmosphere.

The ending was special—but I won’t go into details. Her breasts are top-tier, especially for those who appreciate them.

It’s a shame nature doesn’t produce something like that…

Massage name: Erotic Mix
Duration: 60 minutes
Price: 1800 CZK (paid 2000)

So, I tried Avalon Club for the first time. I found the environment quite nice and the booking process was smooth, even just a few hours in advance. I didn’t have much time that day and simply wanted to “relax” for a bit. Once there, I chose a girl named Stacy.

Stacy is very pretty, petite, and I have to agree with other reviews that she has really nice breasts. Unfortunately, communication was a bit difficult, and you won’t have much of a chat, which for me detracts from the overall experience.

Regarding the massage: We started with my back. Stacy began massaging with her hands, and it was rather lackluster. I prefer when the masseuse puts a bit more effort into it, but Stacy was very gentle, maybe she doesn’t have much strength, who knows. Then she started sliding her body over mine, which was average for me—sometimes very pleasant, other times it felt like I wasn’t feeling anything. Since I was only there for a short time, we quickly moved to me lying on my back, and Stacy immediately focused on my penis. The handjob was about a 5/10—not terrible, but sometimes the tempo was off or she seemed to run out of energy… maybe she was just tired from the day. However, she made up for it by playing with her lovely breasts. After a little while, I climaxed and headed to the shower.

Overall rating: average, nothing special.
– I might consider a repeat visit, but only because she seemed a bit tired by the end of the massage and even yawned (as I was heading to the shower), so maybe that affected the experience.

Payment: 30-minute B2B massage 1600 CZK