One Sunday evening around 6 PM, I felt like going out. I messaged all the places I had in mind, but it seemed like nothing would work out. I thought I’d probably just stay home. Then, I decided to try messaging Top, which is usually a bit disappointing, but there are exceptions like Vanessa or Tamara. The selection wasn’t great, but I noticed Ellie was working. My desire won out, and I thought, okay, I’ll give it a shot.
That turned out to be my biggest mistake of the week, but more on that later.
Location: It’s just Top. On Slezska Street, second floor, marked “TOP” in the building. Inside, it’s a bit worn, but manageable. The towel could be bigger, but I can make do.
The Girl: A small, petite, blonde girl opens the door. Slightly enhanced lips. Pretty face. It’s worth mentioning she has vitiligo (skin depigmentation). She has it on her hands, legs, and around her intimate area (even around her vagina), but it’s actually kind of cute. The photos are probably hers.
The Experience: She leads me to a room lit with purple lights. Money is exchanged (it’s a package deal, so I opt for the extra kissing) and I’m sent to the shower. After the shower, I return to the room, lie on the bed, and wait for her to come in. She eventually appears in the doorway in a robe, sits at my feet, and… nothing. At that moment, I thought, “Oh crap, this is going to be a disaster, you idiot, you should have stayed home.”
I try to salvage the situation by caressing Ellie and removing her clothes. The kissing is minimal, no initiative from her. It was obvious she wanted to slack off. After undressing her, I lay her on the bed and start to go down on her. She smells nice, and thanks to the vitiligo, her intimate area is a pretty pink (the surrounding skin is completely white). She lets me do it and occasionally lets out a soft moan. When I try to insert a finger, she firmly says, “No fingers inside.” I think, okay. The oral isn’t leading anywhere, so I lie next to her and ask if she’s up for 69. She says she doesn’t do that and just looks at me without doing anything else. So I say, okay, at least give me a blowjob.
She puts on a condom and gives a half-hearted blowjob for about 2 minutes, just the tip in her mouth, no suction, using her hand. After 2 minutes, it’s just her hand. Naturally, this doesn’t work, so I can’t get it up. I decide to get myself going. Somehow, I manage, so I ask Ellie if she’ll get on top. She does, but it continues in the “if I don’t do it myself, it won’t happen” style. This isn’t working well, so I lay her down for missionary and go full throttle to get it over with as soon as possible. I don’t even try kissing anymore because I can tell Ellie isn’t into it.
After some time pounding away in missionary, I finally finish in the condom. I have to take it off myself (not that I expected anything else). I lie there for a moment, staring at the ceiling, wondering where I went wrong in life to end up here and now. After a brief existential crisis, I say I’m going to shower. Quick shower, and I’m out.
Summary: This was just a disaster. The girl is pretty, but she’s not suited for this line of work. I could understand if I were 150 kg and smelled bad, but I’m relatively young, average build, and maintain good hygiene. If she had a different attitude…
Rating: Avoid at all costs. The only thing of interest might be the vitiligo (an interesting experience), but if someone doesn’t care about the rest of the disaster. You do you.
Price: 1800/hour + 500 for kissing (it’s a package deal), so actually 2300/hour. The whole thing lasted about 35-40 minutes.